fartingonzebras:
And this is how you make this scene even more dramatic :3
OOOOH MY GOSH BEAR GRYLLSSSS MAN. AHAHAHAAHAHAHAH!!
terrible, but I’m dying.
This isn’t accurate at all, he’d be doing...while drinking his own pee.
oh my god i’m in fucking tears laughing i jahvfsa i actually can’t i’m fucking bawling
…and then he ate Mufasa and turned his fur and skin into a sleeping bag. GOD would he approve of Timon and Pumba’s meal...